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The vacuum

2013-03-19 18:10:13 by morlockcleric

As old of an invention it is, why isn't there more advances? You'd think there would be self vacuuming floors by now. They just do the same thing suck up little things *insert mom joke*, and clog from the smallest amount of hair. THERE NEEDS TO BE A BETTER WAY!


snickers

2011-08-03 14:52:04 by morlockcleric
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeaaaaaaaaaa dawg i have no clue



Say you are eating a snickers.......BOOM.......satisfaction in not being hungry. It rains out side :D booyakasha some people get sad some think YEA!!!!! :D. You listen to metal YOU GET PUMPED UP RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA! You listen to country you want to find out where its coming from as soon as possible and destroy the machine its coming from. So what affects your mood?

Mood is affected by everything.


That sound at the door

2010-05-03 06:23:41 by morlockcleric

OH the door the door that leads to the room next door. A sound a sound i hear coming from close to the ground. What oh what could be this sound that I hear coming from the ground? I look oh I look at the bottom of the door and shook. I see a black nose posted under door. This nose this nose what could be attached to it and my curiousness grows about this mysterious nose. As I step up to go the door walking across the floor. more and more close. I place my hand on the knob slowling turning it my face tingles. Atlast I see my dog and set him free into the room i'm in.

lol


Well Hello There :D

2009-07-05 05:08:49 by morlockcleric

Yes, so whats the deal with North Korea? Whats in the one piece jump suit wearing midget's butt? Launching and making missiles? Developing nukes? What the hell NK! The world man whats it coming to? The new world order? F.E.M.A. Camps? Cremation coffins? What are these for? Camps for who stand against the new world order? Cremation coffins for when they gas us and burn us like Hitler had done with Jews during ww2? Or Preparing for chemical or bio attacks? These things are starting to come down just around 2012? I don't believe its going to be the end of the world. But I do believe its going to get rely rely weird. The best bet is hiding in the mountains and hills if this does go down. I have no idea maybe I am just being paranoid.


my private messages

2008-11-12 05:38:13 by morlockcleric
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1.Subject: hey sexy 2.From: Sensationalism 3.Says:I want to smother bacon grease all over your body.

1.From: Sawdust Sent: 11/12/08 05:50 2. Subject: HEY 3. says: IS BILL KAULITZ HOT Y/N? 4.<-answer sure lol 1.From: lovetuna 2.Sent: 11/12/08 05:49 3.Subject: TITTIES! 4.says: tits are those things on a girls boobs 5.<- answer yup 1.From: Zombified 2.Sent: 11/12/08 05:50 3.Subject: I wanna 5.says: get up in them guts <-answer go ahead From: tally1989 Sent: 11/12/08 05:50 Subject: hey: are you my mom? <-answer yes i am From: nymphoid
Sent: 11/12/08 06:08 Subject: this game is stupid says: HI MOM! <-answer go to bed deary XD From: SoulPiker Sent: 11/12/08 06:11 Subject: Hey says: I just felt like sending you a pm. <-reply Sweet thanks
1.From: Asalraalaikum 2.Sent: 11/12/08 06:19 3.Subject: Suck my balls 4. no |||NOTE I GIVE UP ON NUMBER BUT WILL MAKE A NEW DIVIDE SYSTEM ONCE I GET MORE IM STOPING 4 BED TONIGHT SO I WILL UPDATE 2 MORROW SAME TIME! TY|||


Microsoft sucks

2008-11-10 04:47:58 by morlockcleric

I luv my 360 when its workin but its in texas again! Also i had a tech support girl make an odly sound of *ugh* didnt sound painful i was qustioning wtf they were doin but decided2 stay on track on gettin my 360s tracking number. But oh well. Any one else have problems with the same 360 problems more than once?>


Zotes sun flower seeds

2008-08-17 04:53:06 by morlockcleric

...... they're having a flavor contest go to their site. But anyways one of the falvors is french toast..... wtf!! i mean bloody marry and whiskey cola sound awsome and jamacian jerk. But capaccino and french fucking toast.... wtf! post back what u vote for. I voted for bloody marry for the tomato taste shall be quite the tung twist.


FUCKING MICROSOFT!

2008-08-12 16:50:38 by morlockcleric

Seriously why fucking buy some thing that is bound to fucking break. Its like an 80% chance ur 360 is gana have to be fixed. With ps3 its like what 20%? My 360 stoped reading discs today. Im lucky to still have it under its factory war, but any ways. Anyone else think its bananas.


What?

2008-02-07 06:39:21 by morlockcleric

The moons moving away from the earth? WHAT ABOUT THE WOLFS!!!! what shall they cry to now? Wait i know he he he he he rosie o'donnel!<--- dunno how to spell her name but who cares! But no seriously i think its just a natural cycle of the plannet. What do youthink?